Friday, October 2, 2009

How To Save Money at Strip Clubs

Ever since I was a horny hormonal raging teen I always saw Strip Clubs in the movies and music videos and when I finally became of age I was able to see the real deal (well…the silicon said otherwise but that is another story). Now, I’m no expert but I’ve had my fair share of lap dances to know a few ways on how to save money at strip clubs. So here are some suggestions on the next time you’re “dragged” to a strip club unwillingly.

The VERY first thing you ever do before even entering the strip club is bring only a budgeted amount of money in. And when I mean only budgeted amount I mean bring your budgeted amount in cash and your ID leave your credit cards, bank cards and wallet in the car so you’re not tempted to spend more money than you have to.

I’m not sure about you guys, but most of the time that I’ve been to strip clubs I’ve gone with a bunch of people. So one way to save a lot of money would be to try and negotiate cover if you’re in a large group.

The next rule that follow is NO matter the circumstances NEVER buy a stripper a drink. Simply because of the fact that a) the drinks are overpriced b)part of being a stripper is to hustle you into buying more drinks.

Speaking of drinks when you go to a strip club you are obligated to always have a drink on you and if you don’t you are constantly bombarded. So, one way to save A TON of money at strip clubs is only buy one drink, meaning have one drink last the entire night while you are there. Take a SMALL sip after every song so that it seems that you are drinking but, your not wasting you’re money.

So next time you’re at a strip club don’t forget these tips on how to save money at strip clubs cause who knows you just may need that little bit of extra cash in the future for say a Porsche?

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